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(all shouting)

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Wait.

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BOTH: Grunkle Stan!

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Kids!

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I can't believe it!

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I thought I lost you two.

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- Ahh!

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- Mr. Pines, it's really you!

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I've been hugging strangers

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to practice for this moment.

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We missed you,

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you old codger.

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(chuckles)

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I've missed you knuckleheads too.

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It's good to have you back.

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So...what's everyone

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doing here?

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- (gasps)

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- Yeah, there's, like, monsters and gnomes.

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And is Pacifica

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wearing a potato sack?

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Hey! Even in a sack

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I still look better than you.

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It's...

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It's a long story.

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Hey, is anyone

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gonna feed me?

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Larry King's disembodied

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wax head wants num-nums.

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We're trying to ration

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our food, remember?

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- Mmm...mmm...

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- Uhh, it's happening again!

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MAN: Hey, everyone!

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Eye bat!

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(all gasp)

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Evasive maneuvers!

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- Shh! Keep it down!

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- GNOME: Get the lights!

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(raccoon chittering)

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♪♪

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Welcome to what's left

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of normal around here--

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home base.

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(whimpering)

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Ow!

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We have...

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♪ Several injuries ♪

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- Ooh! Ow!

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- My liver, girl!

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(gasps)

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Rumble McSkirmish?

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(electronic voice)

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Do not be afraid.

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Weirdmaggedon

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has taught me

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there are some battles

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I cannot win.

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I am now Humble McSkirmish.

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Grunkle Stan,

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how'd this all happen?

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So I was hammering

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signs out back

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when the sky started

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vomiting nightmares.

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I listen to

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a lot of AM radio,

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so I knew what this meant--

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the end of the world.

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(cackling)

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What I didn't expect

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was what happened next.

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(roars)

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Turns out whatever you and

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my brother did to the Shack

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with your unicorn voodoo

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made the crazy place

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invincible to weirdness.

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Of course--

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the unicorn spell!

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That's why this is the only place

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Bill's magic can't touch.

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That's when Possum Breath

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over here shows up

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leading a bunch of injured

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stragglers through the forest.

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They needed a place to stay,

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and since

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the Mayor got captured,

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I elected myself

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de facto chief.

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The plan's to stay in here and eat

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brown meat until we run out.

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Then I vote

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we eat the gnomes.

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Hey, I'm short,

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not deaf!

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Shh! Shh! Stress will

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make you chewy.

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Grunkle Stan, we can't all

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just hide inside the Shack.

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There's a town

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in need of saving!

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Me and Ford tried to do it,

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but he got captured by Bill.

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Serves that jerk right!

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My brother's had

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some stupid plans,

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but going up against an all-powerful

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space demon was his worst one yet.

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Trust me, we have everything

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we need right here.

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It's not the Ritz, but at least the

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monsters inside know how to massage.

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You know Shiatsu?

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Yes, I've taken some classes.

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So, you're really

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just gonna let Bill win?

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Look, kiddo.

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We got a good deal here.

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Besides, I'm sure wherever

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the rest of the townsfolk are,

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they're fine.

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(broadcast news alert)

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This is Shandra Jimenez

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reporting live from

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the inside of Bill's castle.

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Here for the first time

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are images of what's happened

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to the captured townsfolk.

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Viewers are advised

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to look away

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if they don't want to see

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their friends

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turned into a twisted throne

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of human agony.

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- Mom and Dad?

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- My family!

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Deputy Durland!

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Is there no one who will

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save the people of this town?

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I'm Shandra Jimenez, and I'm being

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turned into stone by a flying eyeball.

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(all gasp)

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Oh, no.

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My parents are bad,

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but even they don't

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deserve to be turned to stone.

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Curse you, Bill!

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Why must you take

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everything we love?

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(wails)

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Guys, don't you see?

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Our friends need us,

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but we only save them

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if we fight back!

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Mabel is right.

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Bill wants us to run and hide.

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He wants us to think

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he's invincible.

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But Ford told me

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before he was captured

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that he knows

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Bill's secret weakness.

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(all murmuring)

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Weakness?

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Now, if we band together,

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if we combine

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all of our strength,

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our smarts,

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our...whatever Toby has...

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Aureus rashes!

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...then we just might be

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able to rescue Ford,

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learn Bill's weakness,

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and save Gravity Falls!

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(all cheering)

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Have you all forgotten

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who's in charge here?

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Besides,

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we're only safe inside!

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It's not like we can take

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the Mystery Shack to Bill.

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McGUCKET: Wha--Whoa!

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Holy hootenanny!

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Flapjack and fiddle banjos!

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Got a little excited.

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What I meant to say is,

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I think I figured out a way

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to fight Bill and rescue Ford.

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But we're all gonna

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have to work together!

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Now...

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if you just...

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(low chatter)

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SOOS: Don't worry, Ford.

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We're coming for you!

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Let me go!

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You insane three-sided--

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Wha—What is this place?

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(chain clanking)

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BILL:

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♪ We'll meet again ♪

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♪ Don't know where,

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don't know when ♪

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♪ Oh, I know we'll meet again

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some sunny day ♪

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Wh—Where am I?

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You're in

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the penthouse suite, kid!

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The tip of the pyramid!

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Have a drink.

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Make yourself comfortable.

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You know that couch is made

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from living human skin?

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(groans)

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Aah!

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Quit the games, Cipher!

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If I'm still alive, you must want

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something from me.

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Ah, sharp as ever,

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Fordsy.

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As you may have noticed...

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I've recently had a

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multi-dimensional makeover!

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I control space and matter,

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and now that that dumb

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baby's out of the way,

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time itself!

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- But I wasn't always this way.

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- Oof!

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You think those

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chains are tight?

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Imagine living in

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the second dimension--

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flat minds in a flat world

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with flat dreams.

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I liberated my dimension, Stanford,

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and I'm here to liberate yours.

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There's just one hitch.

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As it turns out,

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my weirdness can't escape

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the magical confines of this town!

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There's something

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keeping me in.

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Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law

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of Weirdness Magnetism.

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I studied this years ago!

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- And did you find a way to undo it?

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- Of course!

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There's a simple equation that

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could collapse the barrier.

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But I'd never tell you!

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Listen, Ford, if you just

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tell me that equation,

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finally your dimension

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will be free!

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Anything will be possible!

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(all screaming)

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I'll remake a fun world-

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a better world!

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A party that never ends

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with a host that never dies!

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No more restrictions!

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No more laws!

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You'd be one of us.

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All-powerful!

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Greater than anything

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you've imagined!

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And all I need is your help.

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You're insane

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if you think I'll help you.

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Ha ha ha! I'm insane

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either way, brainiac!

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But have it your way.

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I'll just fish around

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and get that equation

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directly out of your mind!

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Not so fast!

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You know the rules, Bill.

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You may be able

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to haunt my dreams,

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but you can't enter my mind

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unless I shake your hand

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and let you in.

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(sighs)

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You're making this

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so much harder

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than it needs to be.

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Everyone has a weakness,

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tough guy!

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I'll make you talk!

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It's only a matter of time.

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Aaaah!

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All right. I've made some

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thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day,

299
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but this is the first one

300
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that won't be used for evil!

301
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Whoa! These blueprints

302
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are incredible, McGucket.

303
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MABEL: This is your most

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amazing invention yet.

305
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Question: Does it have

306
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any gun-swords?

307
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I watch a lot

308
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of anime and, uh,

309
00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:30,910
trust me, you're gonna

310
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want some gun-swords.

311
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What's an "anime"?

312
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- We have much to discuss.

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- STAN: Discuss, nothing!

314
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These scribbles are a bunch

315
00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:38,910
of cockamamie balderdash!

316
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Excuse my French.

317
00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,080
(voice speaking French)

318
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And where would you even find a

319
00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:45,150
bunch of idiots crazy enough to build it?

320
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Grunkle Stan,

321
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you're lookin' at those idiots.

322
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(all cheering)

323
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Idiots!

324
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(action movie-style

325
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music plays)

326
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,930
Whoa--What--

327
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,930
What are you--

328
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,300
Hey--Hey, now.

329
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,300
Hey! Don't touch that.

330
00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:05,530
Hey--

331
00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:05,530
Aah!

332
00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:12,000
Uhh! Uhh!

333
00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,880
Aaah!

334
00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:25,020
("action" music continues)

335
00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,970
Thanks for these

336
00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,970
apocalypse sweaters, Mabel.

337
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The end of the world

338
00:09:39,140 --> 00:09:40,630
has never been so comfortable.

339
00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,310
ALL: Mm-hmm!

340
00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,640
(wind whistling)

341
00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,610
Uhh! Fine,

342
00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,610
I'll wear it.

343
00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,250
But I'm not gonna

344
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like it.

345
00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:51,980
Admit it. This is the best day

346
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of the end of the world.

347
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I think we actually have

348
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a chance to beat Bill

349
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,420
and win back our future.

350
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Yeah. Getting

351
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to actually live

352
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to see our

353
00:09:57,590 --> 00:09:58,920
13th birthday party

354
00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:01,650
is the only birthday present

355
00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:01,650
I want right now.

356
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,400
Hey, if we're

357
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,400
lucky enough to get there,

358
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,660
I guarantee this whole town

359
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,660
is gonna throw you

360
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,930
the best birthday party

361
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,930
you've ever seen.

362
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,470
Thanks, Soos.

363
00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,970
Hey, has anyone

364
00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,970
seen Grunkle Stan?

365
00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,470
This whole plan is bonkers.

366
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,970
But of course, no one asked

367
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,970
the Chief what he thinks.

368
00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:17,910
After all I've done

369
00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:17,910
for everyone!

370
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,670
Schmebulock.

371
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,580
Yeah, exactly--it's a total load

372
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,580
of schmebulock.

373
00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,580
Is something wrong,

374
00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,580
Grunkle Stan?

375
00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:27,450
You're acting

376
00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:27,450
grunklier than usual.

377
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,610
It's this darn plan

378
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,610
to save my brother.

379
00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:32,620
If you didn't notice, I already

380
00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:32,620
saved him once from that portal,

381
00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:34,120
and he never thanked me!

382
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,960
He causes

383
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,960
the end of the world,

384
00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:37,260
and somehow it's still always

385
00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:39,960
"Stan's the screw-up,

386
00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:39,960
Ford's the hero."

387
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,970
Well, maybe people

388
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,970
think he's a hero

389
00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,300
because he didn't want

390
00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,300
to hide in the Mystery Shack!

391
00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:47,670
Well, maybe if he hid in the Mystery

392
00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:47,670
Shack he wouldn't have been captured!

393
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,240
Guys! Guys! Trust me,

394
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,240
tomorrow's gonna be great!

395
00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:53,640
I believe in us.

396
00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:53,640
COW MONSTER: Help! Leader Mabel!

397
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,680
I keep accidentally flexing

398
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,680
through my sweater!

399
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:58,950
Aah! It happened again!

400
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,650
Those weird cow-monsters

401
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,650
are delightful!

402
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,460
Coming!

403
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:07,720
(bleats)

404
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,220
McGUCKET:

405
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,220
All right, fellas!

406
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,560
Let's hope this turns out

407
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,560
better than my other inventions!

408
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,030
Everybody ready?

409
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,430
Dipper, now!

410
00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,970
(machinery rattling)

411
00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:29,620
ALL:

412
00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:29,620
Huh?! Whoa!

413
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,150
(steam whistle blowing)

414
00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:40,390
Forgive me, boy. Your

415
00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:40,390
hyper-flammable merchandise

416
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,460
is the only

417
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,460
thing keeping me goin'.

418
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,720
What in blazes?!

419
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,500
FORD:

420
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,500
No! No! Nooo!

421
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:51,660
(all cackling)

422
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:52,700
(groaning)

423
00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:55,010
Ready to talk now?

424
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,010
(gasping)

425
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,010
I won't.

426
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,240
I won't let you

427
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,240
into my mind!

428
00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:02,750
What do you think, pals?

429
00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:02,750
Another 500 volts?

430
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:03,780
(crackling)

431
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:03,780
He y, do you hear that?

432
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,590
(crashing)

433
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,050
(roaring)

434
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,320
What?! I just fixed that door!

435
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,360
(roaring)

436
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:25,500
It's the Shacktron, dude!

437
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,800
LARRY KING: They made the house

438
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,800
into a robot.

439
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,170
Fascinating!

440
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,710
So the mortals are

441
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,710
trying to fight back, huh?

442
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,570
Adorable!

443
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,770
Henchmaniacs,

444
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,770
you know what to do!

445
00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:39,110
Take them out!

446
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,430
This was a bad idea.

447
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:56,330
P.A.: Uh, hey, dudes.

448
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:56,330
Is this thing on?

449
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,800
- SOOS: Tes--

450
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,800
- (feedback screeches)

451
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,510
Heh. Uh, I just wanted

452
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,510
you monster dudes

453
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,700
to hand over Ford, or we'll

454
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,700
have to, like, fight and junk?

455
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,180
Heh heh. Hey,

456
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,180
you're a little cutie.

457
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,680
I have butchered millions

458
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,680
on countless moons!

459
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:12,180
Whoa. I liked you better

460
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:12,180
before you talked.

461
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,190
Real-- real bring-down,

462
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,190
this guy.

463
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,820
Attack!

464
00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:18,180
All right, dudes!

465
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,120
Everyone!

466
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,120
Like we planned!

467
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,530
Three, two, one. Go!

468
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,430
(all shouting)

469
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,670
(henchmaniacs shouting)

470
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,870
Ha ha ha!

471
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,870
Good pig.

472
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,150
Get 'em, Gobblewonker!

473
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,220
(McGucket laughs)

474
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,720
Hyah! Hyah!

475
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,860
WENDY:

476
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,860
Oh, no, you don't!

477
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,660
- (Wendy grunts)

478
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,660
- (eye bat squeals)

479
00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,320
(screams)

480
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:56,690
(roaring)

481
00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:59,200
Everyone! Incoming!

482
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,630
Does this thing

483
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,630
have an escape hatch?

484
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,600
(all screaming)

485
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,770
Everybody! Maximum power!

486
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,710
And... now!

487
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,150
(roaring)

488
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,750
(screaming)

489
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,230
BILL: Guys, seriously?

490
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,590
You had, like,

491
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,590
one job to do here.

492
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,820
Bravo,

493
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,820
Dipper and Mabel!

494
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,330
Well, would ya

495
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,330
look at that?

496
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,160
Those kids really

497
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,160
care about you.

498
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,800
And you care about them.

499
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,530
(monster voice)

500
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,530
Don't you?

501
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,770
What are you...

502
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,770
Oh. Oh, no.

503
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,610
BILL: Perhaps torturing

504
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,610
those kids will make you talk!

505
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,770
No. No! Not the kids!

506
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,770
You ca--

507
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,750
Lets get this over with.

508
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,490
What the-- No!

509
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,360
No! No! No! No!

510
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,320
(Stan screaming)

511
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,730
Attack!

512
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:11,830
(roaring)

513
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,670
Aah! My eye!

514
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,970
Do you have any idea

515
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,970
how long it takes

516
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,970
to regenerate that?

517
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,940
We've got him distracted!

518
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,940
Now's our chance!

519
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,510
Rescue team,

520
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,510
move out!

521
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:31,760
OK, everyone!

522
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,360
We get in,

523
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,360
rescue Ford,

524
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,620
get out,

525
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,620
save the world.

526
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,700
Piece of cake.

527
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:36,690
Just so we're clear,

528
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,560
if I die,

529
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,560
I'm suing all of you.

530
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,790
Hey, on second thought,

531
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,460
maybe we could

532
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,460
come up with a plan

533
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,700
that doesn't involve us plummeting

534
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,700
to our certain death.

535
00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:44,770
Now!

536
00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:44,770
Ahh!

537
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,240
(screaming)

538
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:52,370
Oh, man, oh, man...

539
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,850
Whoo-hoo!

540
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,850
(cackling)

541
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,750
(grunts)

542
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,750
(Stan shouts)

543
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,550
(grunts)

544
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,890
- (Wendy grunts)

545
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,890
- (Stan shouting)

546
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,930
(all gasp)

547
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,700
DIPPER:

548
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,700
Oh, man. It looks even worse up close.

549
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,040
MABEL:

550
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,040
I found Great-uncle Ford!

551
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:28,710
He's golden!

552
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:28,710
But not in the good way!

553
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,580
STAN: Great. Grab him

554
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,580
and let's get out of here.

555
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,280
But how are we going

556
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,280
to unfreeze them?

557
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,290
GIDEON:

558
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,290
I know!

559
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:36,360
(Gideon panting)

560
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,730
Gideon!

561
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,730
What happened to you?

562
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,760
Bill captured me.

563
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,760
He's been forcing me

564
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:47,030
to do cute dances in this cage

565
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:47,030
for all eternity.

566
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,300
(sobbing)

567
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,300
I'm so tired of being cute!

568
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:51,730
How do we undo this?

569
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,710
GIDEON: Mayor Tyler.

570
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,710
He's the load-bearing human.

571
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,710
Pull him out,

572
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,710
and the whole thing goes down.

573
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,070
(grunting)

574
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:03,910
Aaah!

575
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,510
Ah. My mouth tastes

576
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,510
like nightmares!

577
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:12,750
Aah! I think I'm dark and

578
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:12,750
tortured for reals now.

579
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,730
This experience will

580
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,730
forever scar Tad Strange.

581
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,030
No more sailor suits!

582
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,700
(panting)

583
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,100
- MANLY DAN: Wendy!

584
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,100
- WENDY: Guys!

585
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,800
Mom! Dad!

586
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,700
Durland!

587
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,370
My Blubs!

588
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,780
Don't you ever scare me

589
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,780
like that again!

590
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,380
(all cheering)

591
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,620
Kids! Ah, you did it!

592
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,850
I knew I could

593
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,850
count on you two. Ha ha!

594
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,360
Fiddldeford! I--

595
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,460
I haven't seen you

596
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,460
since we parted ways.

597
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,100
You must hate me.

598
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:51,460
I've tried forgettin'.

599
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,620
Maybe I should

600
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,620
try forgiving.

601
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,830
Come here, old friend.

602
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,840
Hey, good to see you too, bro.

603
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,840
Now let's get out of here, huh?

604
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:01,570
Listen, Uncle Ford,

605
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:01,570
we don't have a lot of time.

606
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,610
Remember how you told me

607
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,610
right before you were frozen

608
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,370
that you knew Bill's weakness?

609
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,710
Yeah, a secret way

610
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,710
to defeat him?

611
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,910
I--I do!

612
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,920
Now, does anyone have a pen?

613
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,920
Pencil? Anything?

614
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,080
Ah.

615
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,650
Perfect!

616
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,420
Uh, we've got Bill outside,

617
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:21,860
but I don't know how long

618
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:21,860
we can keep him occupied.

619
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,520
Yes, yes. Good, good.

620
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,930
Drawing a circle

621
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,930
on the floor.

622
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,620
Well,

623
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,620
he's lost his mind.

624
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,890
My mind is fine.

625
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,000
And there is a way to beat him--

626
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,000
with this!

627
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,010
The world's most confusing

628
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,010
game of hopscotch?

629
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,800
No, a prophecy.

630
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,640
Although it would be

631
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,640
a pretty fun game of hopscotch.

632
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,810
FORD: Many years ago,

633
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,810
I found ten symbols in a cave.

634
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:46,550
Some I recognized then.

635
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:46,550
Some I only recognize now.

636
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,160
The native people

637
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,160
of Gravity Falls

638
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,680
prophesized that

639
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,680
these symbols

640
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,160
could create a force

641
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,160
strong enough

642
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,720
to vanquish Bill.

643
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:53,990
With Bill defeated,

644
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,100
his weirdness would be reversed

645
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,100
and the town could be saved.

646
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,760
This whole time I thought

647
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,760
it was just superstition.

648
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,460
But seeing you all here now

649
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,540
I finally understand

650
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,540
that it's destiny!

651
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,440
Dipper, the pine tree.

652
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:08,670
Mabel, the shooting star.

653
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,540
The question mark.

654
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,610
This one's unsolvable.

655
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,610
That one's easy.

656
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,480
You've been rockin' that dumb

657
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,480
hoodie since the seventh grade.

658
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,920
Whoa. Destiny hoodie!

659
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,650
The tent of telepathy sign!

660
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:22,790
That must be Gideon.

661
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,150
Whoo! An excuse to stand

662
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,150
next to Mabel!

663
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,690
Don't turn this

664
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,690
into a big deal.

665
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:28,830
Oh, I won't.

666
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,760
(whispers)

667
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,760
I will.

668
00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,920
(Bill grunting)

669
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,970
BILL: What the--

670
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,760
Hey, Achilles!

671
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,780
Nice work with the heel!

672
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:44,810
(all gasp)

673
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,170
Fore!

674
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:51,610
Hold hands, everyone!

675
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,850
This is a mystical

676
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,850
human energy circuit.

677
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,920
Ice? Who's Ice?

678
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,120
They symbol's needn't

679
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,120
all be literal, Dipper.

680
00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,820
It just has to be someone cool

681
00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,820
in the face of danger.

682
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,860
ALL CHANTING:

683
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,860
Wendy! Wendy!

684
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,690
(giggles)

685
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,690
Shut up, you guys.

686
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:09,670
Much like the spectacles

687
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:09,670
need to be someone scholarly.

688
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,830
Heh heh!

689
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,770
This is freaky.

690
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:14,670
FORD:

691
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:14,670
Now hold hands, everyone.

692
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,810
Ew! I'm not touching that.

693
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,500
Do it, sweetie.

694
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,500
do the one thing

695
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,240
no one in our family

696
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,240
has ever done--

697
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,740
touch the hillbilly.

698
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,690
(all gasp)

699
00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,090
Great-uncle Ford,

700
00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,090
I think it's working!

701
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,860
(McGucket cackling)

702
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,860
Yes, this is it!

703
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,000
The rest of you get out!

704
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,000
It's too dangerous!

705
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,910
We just need

706
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,910
one more person...

707
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,770
Stanley! Stanley,

708
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,770
get over here!

709
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,270
You're the only one left.

710
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,170
You realize this is

711
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,170
a bunch of hogwash, right?

712
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,210
You really think

713
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,210
some caveman graffiti

714
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,680
is gonna stop that monster?

715
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,880
Dang it, old man,

716
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,880
now's not the time!

717
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,880
Come on!

718
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,880
What are you doing?

719
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,820
You're gonna ruin this! I've never held

720
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,820
hands this long, and I very uncomfortable!

721
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,920
Whoa. Hey, I'm not

722
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,920
the enemy here, people.

723
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,860
Don't forget who literally

724
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,860
created the end of the world.

725
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,330
I'm sorry, Stanley. I know.

726
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,330
Just help me fix it! Please!

727
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,690
Fine. Just do one thing.

728
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,690
Say "thank you."

729
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,600
What?

730
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,600
I spent thirty years

731
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,170
trying to bring you back

732
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,170
into this dimension,

733
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,070
and you still

734
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,070
haven't thanked me!

735
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,900
You want me

736
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,900
to shake your hand?

737
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,100
Say "thank you"!

738
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,180
Fine. Thank you.

739
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,910
Now, see?

740
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,740
Between me and him, I'm not

741
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,740
always the bad twin.

742
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,820
Between "him and me."

743
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,240
Grammar, Stanley.

744
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,790
I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you,

745
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,790
you stuck-up son-of-a--

746
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,220
Don't jeopardize this,

747
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,220
you idiot!

748
00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:41,860
FORD: Everything's on the line!

749
00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:41,860
Stop it!

750
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:45,160
(both shouting)

751
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:45,160
DIPPER: Join hands!

752
00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:47,630
BILL: Oh, no, it's Bill!

753
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,640
Right? Isn't that what

754
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,640
you're all thinking?

755
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,770
Hey, Gideon,

756
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,770
why aren't you dancing?

757
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,310
Chop chop, huh?

758
00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:00,640
BILL: Ha ha ha ho!

759
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,880
This is just too perfect!

760
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,250
Didn't you brainiacs know

761
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,250
the zodiac doesn't work

762
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,180
if you don't all hold hands?

763
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:08,850
And what's better,

764
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,820
you've brought every

765
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,820
threat to my power together

766
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:12,850
in one easy-to-destroy circle!

767
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,350
(gasps)

768
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,350
Oh, no!

769
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,250
Aaah! My hair!

770
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,370
Aaah! My hair also!

771
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,260
You guys want to see

772
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,260
what happens to your friends

773
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,960
when you can't get along?

774
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,770
Hey! You give them back!

775
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,670
You've gone too far,

776
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,670
cipher!

777
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,140
Yeah! We're not

778
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,140
scared of you!

779
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,980
Oh, but you should be.

780
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,010
Aaah!

781
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,010
Oh, no!

782
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:45,920
Ya know, this castle

783
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:45,920
could really use

784
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:45,920
some decoration!

785
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:50,430
(thunder crashing)

786
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,960
(both gasp)

787
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,330
Looks like it's too late

788
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,330
for your friends, Stanford!

789
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,830
(both yell)

790
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,830
Kids!

791
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,840
But you can still

792
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,840
save your family!

793
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,070
Last chance: Tell me how to take

794
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,070
Weirdmageddon global

795
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,340
and I'll spare the kids!

796
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,150
No! Don't do it!

797
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,150
Yeah!

798
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,040
Bill makes bad deals!

799
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:09,240
Don't you toy with me,

800
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:09,240
shooting star!

801
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,220
I see everything!

802
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,080
Ow! Not again!

803
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,690
Why?! Every time!

804
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,220
Nice shot, pumpkin!

805
00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:19,690
I just regenerated that eye!

806
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,090
I know that hurts,

807
00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:23,250
because I've accidentally

808
00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:23,250
done it to myself—

809
00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:25,330
multiple times!

810
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,830
Aaah! Aaah!

811
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,870
Save yourselves!

812
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,840
Run! We'll take care of Bill!

813
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,810
What?!

814
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,810
That's a suicide mission!

815
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,740
Trust us.

816
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,740
We've beat him before...

817
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:38,970
and we'll beat him

818
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:38,970
again!

819
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,770
Hey, Bill! Come and get us,

820
00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:44,380
you pointy jerk!

821
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,780
(Bill howls)

822
00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,420
What? No!

823
00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,420
It's too dangerous!

824
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,030
Not so fast!

825
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,030
You two wait here!

826
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,360
I've got some children

827
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,360
I need to make into corpses!

828
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,830
(monster voice)

829
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,830
See ya real soon!

830
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,330
- (cackling)

831
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,330
- Bill, no!

832
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,870
What do we do?

833
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,870
what do we do?

834
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:07,910
Kids!

835
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,140
- (kids panting)

836
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,140
- (Bill roaring)

837
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,940
When I get my hands

838
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,940
on you kids,

839
00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:17,020
I'm gonna disassemble

840
00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:17,020
your molecules!

841
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:22,450
You've tricked me

842
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:22,450
for the last time!

843
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:23,920
(both screaming)

844
00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:28,800
GRUNKLE STAN:

845
00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:28,800
Ohh! I can't believe this!

846
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,960
The kids are gonna die,

847
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,960
and it's all my fault—

848
00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:36,130
because I couldn't shake

849
00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:36,130
your stupid hand!

850
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,830
Ahh, Dad was right about me.

851
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,830
I am a screw-up.

852
00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:40,070
Ah, don't blame yourself.

853
00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:40,070
I'm the one

854
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,300
who made a deal with Bill

855
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,300
in the first place.

856
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,810
I fell for all

857
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,810
his easy flattery.

858
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:47,510
You would have seen him

859
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:47,510
for the scam artist he is.

860
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,440
How did things get so

861
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,440
messed up between us?

862
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,410
We used to be

863
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,410
like Dipper and Mabel.

864
00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:54,420
The world's about to end

865
00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:54,420
and they still work together.

866
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,920
How do they do it?

867
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,920
Easy. They're kids.

868
00:24:57,090 --> 00:24:59,320
They don't know any better.

869
00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:00,480
Whoa, where you goin'?

870
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:02,450
I'm gonna play

871
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:02,450
the only card we have left.

872
00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,320
Let Bill into my mind.

873
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,300
He'll be able

874
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,300
to take over the galaxy,

875
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:07,940
and maybe even worse,

876
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,800
but at least he might

877
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,800
let the kids free.

878
00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:11,530
What?! Are you kiddin' me?!

879
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,000
Are you honestly telling me

880
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,000
there's nothing else we can do?!

881
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,900
Bill's only weak

882
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,900
in the mind space.

883
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,910
If I didn't have this darn plate

884
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,910
in my head,

885
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,050
we could just erase him

886
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,050
with the memory gun

887
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,010
when he steps

888
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,010
inside my mind.

889
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,950
What if he goes

890
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,950
into my mind?

891
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,180
- My brain isn't good for anything.

892
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,180
- (chuckles)

893
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,220
There's nothing in your mind

894
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,220
he wants. It has to be me.

895
00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:30,980
We need to take his deal.

896
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,420
It's the only way

897
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,420
he'll agree to save

898
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,420
you and the kids.

899
00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:35,890
Do you really think he's gonna

900
00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:35,890
make good on that deal?

901
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,120
What other choice

902
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,120
do we have?

903
00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,440
Aaah!

904
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,330
DIPPER: I'm starting to think

905
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,330
there's no way out of here.

906
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,410
Like Grunkle Stan always says,

907
00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:47,970
when one door closes,

908
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,010
choose a nearby wall

909
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,010
and bash it in

910
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,300
with brute force!

911
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,070
(grunting)

912
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,880
Aaaaah!

913
00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:57,210
Ha! Now let's round up

914
00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:57,210
the townsfolk,

915
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,010
and together

916
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,010
we can defeat--

917
00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,420
Oh, no!

918
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,150
(all laughing)

919
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,420
You'll never

920
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,420
take us alive, monsters!

921
00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:07,860
That's fine with us!

922
00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:09,090
(all cry out)

923
00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:12,130
Oh, no!

924
00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:12,130
BILL: Peek-a-boo!

925
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,060
(both scream)

926
00:26:16,070 --> 00:26:18,560
All right, Ford,

927
00:26:16,070 --> 00:26:18,560
time's up!

928
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,070
I've got the kids!

929
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,070
I think I'm gonna

930
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,070
kill one of 'em now,

931
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,580
just for the heck of it!

932
00:26:25,950 --> 00:26:28,280
Eeenie-meenie...

933
00:26:28,450 --> 00:26:30,540
minee...

934
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,010
FORD: Wait!

935
00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:34,650
I surrender!

936
00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:37,450
Good choice.

937
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:40,490
STAN: Don't do it, Ford!

938
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:40,490
It'll destroy the universe!

939
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,320
FORD:

940
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,320
It's the only way!

941
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:43,590
(Bill cackling)

942
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,400
Even when you're about to die,

943
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,360
you Pines twins just

944
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,360
can't get along!

945
00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:51,130
My only condition

946
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,140
is that you let my brother

947
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,140
and the kids go.

948
00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:54,470
Fine.

949
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,470
No, Grunkle Ford!

950
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,470
Don't trust him!

951
00:27:00,010 --> 00:27:02,240
I t's a....deal!

952
00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:13,020
(cackling)

953
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,530
Oh, I'm here.

954
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,530
I'm finally here!

955
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,500
Look at this place--

956
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,500
a perfect, calm, orderly void.

957
00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:28,370
Gotta hand it to you, Ford,

958
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:31,380
you really know

959
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:31,380
how to clear your--

960
00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:32,640
(clicks tongue)

961
00:27:33,010 --> 00:27:33,670
What?!

962
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:35,710
Ha ha! Do a pretty good

963
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:35,710
impression

964
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,140
of my brother, don't I?

965
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,340
Switch clothes and no one

966
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,340
can tell us apart.

967
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,350
Welcome to my mind.

968
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,350
Surprised you didn't recognize it.

969
00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:53,590
What?! The deal's off!

970
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,460
What the--

971
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,460
No, no, no, no!

972
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,700
STAN: Oh, yeah.

973
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,700
You're goin' down, Bill.

974
00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:01,410
You're gettin' erased.

975
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,700
Memory gun.

976
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,700
Pretty clever, huh?

977
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,980
Y-You idiot!

978
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,980
Don't you realize

979
00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:08,640
you're destroying

980
00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:08,640
your own mind too?

981
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,710
Eh. It's not like I was using

982
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,710
this space for much anyway.

983
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,280
Let me out of here!

984
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,280
Let me--

985
00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:15,720
Oh-- Why isn't this working?!

986
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,060
Hey, look at me.

987
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,060
Turn around and look at me,

988
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,490
you one-eyed demon!

989
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:22,650
You're a real wiseguy,

990
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:22,650
but you made one fatal mistake.

991
00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:24,500
You messed with my family.

992
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,100
You're making a mistake!

993
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:28,630
I'll give you anything--

994
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:28,630
money, fame, riches,

995
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,700
infinite power,

996
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,700
your own galaxy!

997
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:32,470
Please! No!

998
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,670
What's happening to me?!

999
00:28:35,710 --> 00:28:38,680
(Bill's voice

1000
00:28:35,710 --> 00:28:38,680
fragments and distorts)

1001
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,680
Staaanleeey!

1002
00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:46,350
Aaaaah!!!

1003
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,020
(panting)

1004
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,330
Heh. Guess I was good

1005
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,330
for something after all.

1006
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:06,770
(clank)

1007
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,710
(all grunt)

1008
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,780
(wind howling)

1009
00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:15,120
(henchmaniacs cackling)

1010
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,340
(roars,

1011
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,340
screams)

1012
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,820
(all screaming)

1013
00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:22,590
Hey! Hey!

1014
00:29:24,290 --> 00:29:26,160
BOTH: Oh...ohh!

1015
00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:44,180
(whooshing)

1016
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,840
Whoa.

1017
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,840
Huh.

1018
00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:55,690
(birds squawking)

1019
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,620
(chirping)

1020
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:02,730
(wind whistling)

1021
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:06,870
Oh, my gosh!

1022
00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:08,630
Grunkle Stan,

1023
00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:08,630
you did it!

1024
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,800
Oh, uh, hey there...

1025
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,800
kiddo.

1026
00:30:12,170 --> 00:30:13,570
What's your name?

1027
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:15,540
Grunkle Stan?

1028
00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:17,700
Heh. Who ya talkin' to?

1029
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,180
C-Come on.

1030
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,180
It's me.

1031
00:30:20,350 --> 00:30:21,820
It's me, Grunkle Stan!

1032
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,670
Grunkle Stan, it's me!

1033
00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:27,550
We had to erase his mind

1034
00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:27,550
to defeat Bill.

1035
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,710
It's all gone.

1036
00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,190
Stan has no idea,

1037
00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,190
but he did it.

1038
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,720
He saved the world.

1039
00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:34,560
He saved me.

1040
00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:39,730
You're our hero, Stanley.

1041
00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:39,730
(sniffles)

1042
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:43,700
(crying)

1043
00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:00,480
(Dipper grunting)

1044
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,890
Hey, this is a real nice place

1045
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,890
ya got here.

1046
00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:14,930
It's your place,

1047
00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:14,930
Grunkle Stan.

1048
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,430
Don't you remember?

1049
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,430
Even a little?

1050
00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,940
Nope, but this chair

1051
00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,940
hugs my butt like it remembers.

1052
00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:21,830
Ah.

1053
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,810
Hey, why the long faces?

1054
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:27,810
You guys look like

1055
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:27,810
it's someone's funeral.

1056
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:29,810
Who's that big guy

1057
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:29,810
crying in the corner?

1058
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:31,320
(sobbing)

1059
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,780
We saved the world,

1060
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,780
but what's the point?

1061
00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:35,890
Grunkle Stan's

1062
00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:35,890
not himself anymore.

1063
00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,890
There's gotta be something

1064
00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,890
we can do to jog his memory!

1065
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:41,790
There isn't.

1066
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:41,790
I'm sorry. Stan's gone.

1067
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,590
I know my Grunkle is

1068
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,590
in there somewhere!

1069
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:45,890
There's gotta be

1070
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:45,890
something around here

1071
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,670
that can help

1072
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,670
bring him back!

1073
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:52,910
This'll work!

1074
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:52,910
This has to work!

1075
00:31:53,270 --> 00:31:55,830
Here's the first day we came

1076
00:31:53,270 --> 00:31:55,830
to Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan.

1077
00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:59,410
And here's a macaroni

1078
00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:59,410
interpretation of my emotions.

1079
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,720
That time

1080
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,720
we went fishing.

1081
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,690
That Summerween

1082
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,690
we spent together.

1083
00:32:06,850 --> 00:32:08,690
Don't you remember

1084
00:32:06,850 --> 00:32:08,690
anything?

1085
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,690
I'm sorry. I don't know

1086
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,690
what this is

1087
00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:12,730
or who you are or--gah!

1088
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:13,660
Quit it, Waddles!

1089
00:32:13,830 --> 00:32:15,320
I'm trying to remember

1090
00:32:13,830 --> 00:32:15,320
my life story!

1091
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,720
What did you say?

1092
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,490
I said get Waddles off of me!

1093
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,790
It's working!

1094
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,790
Keep reading!

1095
00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:21,870
Skip to my page!

1096
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,400
He needs to remember our

1097
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,400
boss-employee relationship.

1098
00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:25,770
Hey! Just cause I have amnesia,

1099
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,740
don't go tryin' to give

1100
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,740
yourself a raise, Soos.

1101
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,240
It's happening!

1102
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,240
Keep going!

1103
00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,540
OK. OK!

1104
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,010
"Day Two.

1105
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,010
Grunkle Stan smells weird

1106
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:34,750
but we're

1107
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:34,750
starting to bond.

1108
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,720
He told us a lot about being

1109
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,720
a businessman in the '80s

1110
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,720
and seemed happy when

1111
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,720
we pretended to listen.

1112
00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:41,860
He also gave me

1113
00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:41,860
a grappling hook

1114
00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:43,550
which everyone

1115
00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:43,550
is impressed by.

1116
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,710
And in more important news,

1117
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,730
I've met some

1118
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,730
neighborhood hotties!"

1119
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,490
(all laugh)

1120
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,440
SHANDRA:

1121
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,440
Good Morning, Gravity Falls!

1122
00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:04,600
I t's another beautiful day,

1123
00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:04,600
but every day is beautiful

1124
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:07,870
now that the...

1125
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:07,870
unpleasantness is over.

1126
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:11,040
(bats screeching)

1127
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:11,040
Git outta here, ya ornery critters!

1128
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:12,980
(roaring)

1129
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,310
Ah, good as new.

1130
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,020
Oh! Looks like

1131
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,020
you've got a friend!

1132
00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:23,560
Robbie, would you be a dear and

1133
00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:23,560
get us the sawed off shotgun?

1134
00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:26,600
Ugh. Fine,

1135
00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:26,600
whatever.

1136
00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,560
Brains and so forth!

1137
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,730
Nope! None of that,

1138
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,730
thank you.

1139
00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:32,570
(laughing)

1140
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:34,710
None of us really understand

1141
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:34,710
what just happened,

1142
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,000
and none of us want to.

1143
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,540
That's why I'm passing

1144
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,540
the Never Mind All That Act.

1145
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:43,740
If anyone goes asking around about

1146
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:43,740
the "events" of the last few days,

1147
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,650
what do we say?

1148
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:47,790
CROWD:

1149
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:47,790
Never Mind All That!

1150
00:33:47,950 --> 00:33:50,420
And if you break the rules,

1151
00:33:47,950 --> 00:33:50,420
we're gonna zap ya!

1152
00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:51,560
Zap! Zap!

1153
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,690
We're mad with power!

1154
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,730
BOTH:

1155
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,730
And love.

1156
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,850
SHANDRA:

1157
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,850
In other news,

1158
00:33:57,030 --> 00:33:58,690
the Northwest family

1159
00:33:57,030 --> 00:33:58,690
has gone broke.

1160
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,420
After pledging

1161
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,420
his allegiance to Bill

1162
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,760
and then placing all

1163
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,760
his savings in weirdness bonds,

1164
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,100
Preston Northwest

1165
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,100
had to sell his mansion

1166
00:34:05,470 --> 00:34:07,670
to preserve his family fortune.

1167
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,900
You're only going to

1168
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,900
have one pony now!

1169
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:18,510
But fortunes have also turned for

1170
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:18,510
local maniac Fiddleford McGucket

1171
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,620
who, after regaining his sanity,

1172
00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:22,810
has made millions overnight

1173
00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:22,810
submitting his patents

1174
00:34:22,990 --> 00:34:23,750
to the US government.

1175
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,120
I'm gonna buy me a bigger shed!

1176
00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:27,980
Hey, that one's for sale!

1177
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,790
In other good news,

1178
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,790
town hero Stanley Pines

1179
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,700
has fully recovered his memory

1180
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,700
and will be throwing a party

1181
00:34:33,870 --> 00:34:36,530
to celebrate his niece and

1182
00:34:33,870 --> 00:34:36,530
nephew's thirteenth birthday

1183
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,930
and final day in town.

1184
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,800
But other than that,

1185
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,800
I can safely say

1186
00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:42,530
our beloved Gravity Falls

1187
00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:42,530
is back to normal.

1188
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:45,140
And now, Bodacious T,

1189
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:45,140
with sports.

1190
00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:47,850
It's called Death Ball!

1191
00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:49,920
ALL:

1192
00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:49,920
♪...to you ♪

1193
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,640
(squeals)

1194
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,480
(all cheering)

1195
00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:56,490
I can't believe you all

1196
00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:56,490
got together

1197
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,490
just to throw

1198
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,490
a party for us!

1199
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,890
After all the Pines family

1200
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,890
has done for the town,

1201
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,720
it's the least

1202
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,720
we could do!

1203
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,730
You've helped

1204
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,730
everyone here.

1205
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:05,730
Thanks to y'all savin' us,

1206
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,700
I learned to open

1207
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,700
my heart to kindness.

1208
00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:09,730
No more evil-doin'.

1209
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,700
From now on, I'm gonna

1210
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,700
try to be Li'l Gideon,

1211
00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:14,530
regular ol' kid.

1212
00:35:15,610 --> 00:35:17,540
Oh--Ha ha! Whoo!

1213
00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,410
I am bustin' a move

1214
00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,410
on this skatin' board.

1215
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,740
More like busting

1216
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,740
your pants, loser!

1217
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,710
Heh heh heh heh!

1218
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,720
(blows landing)

1219
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,720
(boy screams)

1220
00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:32,160
Hee hee hee!

1221
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:33,720
Dude, make a wish, dawg!

1222
00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:35,860
Ya know, on my

1223
00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:35,860
first day here,

1224
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,000
if you had asked me what I

1225
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,000
wanted, I would have said

1226
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,860
adventure, mystery,

1227
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,860
true friends.

1228
00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:42,430
But looking here at all of you,

1229
00:35:42,570 --> 00:35:44,600
I realize that

1230
00:35:42,570 --> 00:35:44,600
every wish came true--

1231
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,870
I have everything

1232
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,870
I wanted.

1233
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,010
If I had only one wish,

1234
00:35:48,170 --> 00:35:49,870
it would be to shrink all

1235
00:35:48,170 --> 00:35:49,870
of you with a shrink ray

1236
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,770
and bring you home

1237
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,770
with us in my pocket.

1238
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:52,740
But since that's impossible—

1239
00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:55,040
I s that impossible?

1240
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,710
Since that's

1241
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,710
probably impossible,

1242
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,480
my only wish is for everyone

1243
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,480
to sign my scrapbook.

1244
00:36:00,650 --> 00:36:02,890
I'll never

1245
00:36:00,650 --> 00:36:02,890
forget you guys.

1246
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:04,180
Wait.

1247
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,560
Now I'll never

1248
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,560
forget you guys!

1249
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:17,830
I now officially declare you:

1250
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:17,830
technically teenagers.

1251
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,910
Welcome to

1252
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,910
Angst and Acne Forever.

1253
00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:21,800
ALL CHANT:

1254
00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:21,800
One of us! One of us!

1255
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,600
Whoo-hee!

1256
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,600
Whoopee!

1257
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:25,680
So how do you feel?

1258
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,810
Samey,

1259
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,810
but differenty.

1260
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,140
PACIFICA: Hey, you two.

1261
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,950
When are you gonna

1262
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,950
open your presents already?

1263
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,140
I broke a nail wrapping them.

1264
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,920
Ha ha!

1265
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,920
Pacifica.

1266
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:39,820
Stanley, I need

1267
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:39,820
to talk to you.

1268
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,990
I didn't want to say anything

1269
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,990
with everyone listening,

1270
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,820
but we've got

1271
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,820
a problem.

1272
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,760
Weirdmageddon

1273
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,760
has been contained,

1274
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,100
but I'm detecting

1275
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,100
some strange new anomalies

1276
00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:49,170
near the Arctic Ocean.

1277
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,800
I want to go investigate it,

1278
00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:53,240
but I think I might be

1279
00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:53,240
too old to go it alone.

1280
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,770
Are you sayin' you

1281
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,770
need someone to help you

1282
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,500
sail around the world on the

1283
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,500
adventure of a lifetime?

1284
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,840
I don't just want someone

1285
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,840
to come with me, Stanley.

1286
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,210
I want it to be you.

1287
00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,180
Will you give me

1288
00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,180
a second chance?

1289
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:08,610
You think we'll find treasure?

1290
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:08,610
And babes?

1291
00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:11,050
Ha! I'd say there's

1292
00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:11,050
a high probability!

1293
00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:13,020
But what should we do

1294
00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:13,020
with the Mystery Shack?

1295
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,860
I think the town's had enough

1296
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,860
mystery for one lifetime.

1297
00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,230
Are you thinkin'

1298
00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,230
what I'm thinkin'?

1299
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,930
(Stan, Ford whispering)

1300
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,870
(bell ringing)

1301
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,870
GRUNKLE STAN: Everyone,

1302
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,270
I have an announcement

1303
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,270
to make.

1304
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,900
Me and my--heh!—

1305
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,900
nerdy bro over here

1306
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,770
have some catchin' up to do,

1307
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,770
we're gonna be away for a while.

1308
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,940
That's why I'm shutting down

1309
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,940
the Mystery Shack for good!

1310
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,880
(all gasp)

1311
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:38,580
You shut down

1312
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:38,580
your mouth for good!

1313
00:37:39,950 --> 00:37:41,550
I'm sorry, Mr. Pineses,

1314
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,880
it's just that this shack is the

1315
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,880
most magical place on earth.

1316
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,550
Sure, the attractions

1317
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,550
are all fake,

1318
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,160
but dreams aren't fake.

1319
00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,730
Like this mermaid:

1320
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,630
It's not just a dead fish butt

1321
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,630
sewn to a monkey carcass,

1322
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,990
it's a marvelous creature

1323
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,640
that makes us believe

1324
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,640
that anything is possible.

1325
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,700
You shut down this shack,

1326
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,700
and you shut down our dreams!

1327
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,930
At least... my dreams.

1328
00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:03,700
ALL: Aw.

1329
00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,710
(sighs) I'm sorry, Soos,

1330
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,610
it's just there's no one

1331
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,610
around to run it.

1332
00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:11,840
At least there wouldn't be

1333
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:14,720
if I hadn't just found

1334
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:14,720
the perfect replacement.

1335
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,890
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mystery

1336
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,890
Shack is under new management!

1337
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,150
(all cheer)

1338
00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:24,820
You...you mean it,

1339
00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:24,820
Mister Mystery?

1340
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,660
You're Mister Mystery now,

1341
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,660
Soos.

1342
00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:28,930
Try not to burn

1343
00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:28,930
the place down.

1344
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,000
I'll move in immediately.

1345
00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:32,160
(truck beeping)

1346
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:34,900
(all cheering)

1347
00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:40,900
(birds chirping)

1348
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,190
Do you really

1349
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,190
have to go?

1350
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,190
There is still so much

1351
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,190
we haven't done together.

1352
00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:58,090
Summer's over,

1353
00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:58,090
Candy.

1354
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,170
It's time for us

1355
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,170
to grow up.

1356
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:01,820
But not

1357
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:01,820
too much.

1358
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Aaah! I hate my dumb heart

1359
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,200
for making me feel things!

1360
00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:07,670
Cut. It. Out. Heart!

1361
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,400
Hey, can you punch

1362
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,400
my heart too?

1363
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,640
No, mine!

1364
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,640
Punch my feelings away!

1365
00:39:14,450 --> 00:39:15,850
Candy and Grenda,

1366
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,920
thank you for

1367
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,920
being my people.

1368
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,850
You'll always be

1369
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,850
my best friends.

1370
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,750
Grunkle Stan, thanks for wearing

1371
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,750
my Goodbye sweater.

1372
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,260
Ah, it's cold out.

1373
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,260
I had to.

1374
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,860
What? But it's, like, eighty-something

1375
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,860
degrees out today.

1376
00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:29,930
BOTH: Can it, Soos!

1377
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,690
(all laugh)

1378
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,860
Hey. You mean a lot to me,

1379
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,860
man.

1380
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,900
You too.

1381
00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:45,140
Something to

1382
00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:45,140
remember me by.

1383
00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:47,410
Oh, and this.

1384
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:50,810
Read it the next time

1385
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:50,810
you miss Gravity Falls.

1386
00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:56,790
Last bus leaving Gravity Falls.

1387
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,930
All aboard.

1388
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:01,250
Guess we said goodbye

1389
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:01,250
to everyone except...

1390
00:40:01,430 --> 00:40:03,360
Waddles.

1391
00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:07,860
I...don't know

1392
00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:07,860
how to explain this, but...

1393
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,870
Mom and Dad won't let me

1394
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,870
bring a pig home to California, so...

1395
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,200
you have to stay here!

1396
00:40:15,310 --> 00:40:17,000
(squeals)

1397
00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:20,070
Come on, come on!

1398
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,810
I have to go.

1399
00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:23,910
I'm...I'm sorry, Waddles!

1400
00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:27,250
You know what? Forget it!

1401
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,010
I lived with this pig

1402
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,010
all summer,

1403
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,020
now your parents

1404
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,020
are gonna have to!

1405
00:40:31,190 --> 00:40:32,920
Hey, bus guy!

1406
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,890
This pig is coming

1407
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,890
with the kids!

1408
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:36,220
Now, hold on a second.

1409
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,920
Bringing animals aboard

1410
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,920
a moving vehicle

1411
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,220
is strictly prohibited

1412
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,220
by—

1413
00:40:42,970 --> 00:40:45,340
Wah--Welcome aboard.

1414
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,340
You can sit in

1415
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,340
the front row, pig.

1416
00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:53,110
Kids, you knuckleheads

1417
00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:53,110
were nothin' but a nuisance

1418
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,940
and I'm glad to be rid of ya.

1419
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,020
We'll miss you too,

1420
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,020
Grunkle Stan.

1421
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:08,930
Ready to head

1422
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:08,930
into the unknown?

1423
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,790
Nope.

1424
00:41:10,930 --> 00:41:12,760
Let's do it.

1425
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,850
(all shouting farewells)

1426
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,350
Bye! Bye, everybody!

1427
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,350
I'll miss you guys too!

1428
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,880
SOOS: Bye, dudes! Bye!

1429
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,420
DIPPER: If you've ever taken a road

1430
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,420
trip through the Pacific Northwest,

1431
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,290
you've probably

1432
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,290
seen a bumper sticker

1433
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,130
for a place

1434
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,130
called Gravity Falls.

1435
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:53,270
Well, I've moved in.

1436
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,140
I t's not on any maps,

1437
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,280
and most people

1438
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,280
have never heard of it.

1439
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,850
Some people think it's a myth.

1440
00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:04,080
But if you're curious,

1441
00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:04,080
don't wait.

1442
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:06,520
(all scream)

1443
00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:07,910
Take a trip.

1444
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:09,080
(roaring)

1445
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,590
Find it.

1446
00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:21,900
It's out there somewhere

1447
00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:21,900
in the woods.. waiting.